New friends, unknown enemies

7th of Sage’s Vigil, Year of the Horde  

Today would turn out to have most unexpected results. We set out fully intending to seek out the kruthik hive-queen in its lair beneath the Abbey of Erathis, and fight it to the death (its death, that is—I’m none to fond of my death, and hope to postpone that particular meeting for many a year). Instead, we would find new friends—and new foes—in the dark sewers beneath cursed Phirul.

Our day started out routinely enough. After resting overnight in the cellar of Andy’s Armory, we trudged back to the sewer junction that would take us towards the Abbey. No sooner than we had reached the junction, however, when we came upon two other apparent survivors: a sword-bearing dragonkin, and a cloaked tiefling.

Viggo muttered at the latter under his breath, and put his hands to his sword grips. Bitter memories of tiefling raids against his people were always with him.

Hoping to make a rather better impression than a scowling Kuzian ranger, I stepped forward to greet the strangers. The dim flame of The Abzurian’s flickering torch lit our encounter.

“Hello!” I said, with a smile and a low bow, “I be Arnold Wurzel, and these be my friends… who be you, if I might be so bold as to enquire?”  The tiefling stopped, and smiled.

Perhaps he shouldn’t have. If there is one thing that a trading life on the barges teaches you, it is how to read a smile. This one didn’t reassure me. It was what my blessed mother used to call a “Demarakian spoon-merchants’ smile” —the sort you’ll see on itinerant flatware peddlers who will try to  sell you spoons with fantastic tales of their being forged in the very volcanic fires of Mount Rys… only to find that they wilt the first time they’re used in in a bowl of Polly Pepper Stew. Under my own cloak I palmed a spinnyblade, just in case.

The teifling continued. “I am Bidithal, and this is Zeer. We are sheltering a group of survivors… do you have any? How many of you are there?”

It was then that he noticed The Abzurian, and his smile slipped. “Why, its you…” he said with a dismissive sneer. Moments later, his attitude changed. Raising his hands, he uttered a dark invocation. Almost immediately, hideous putrid corpses began to rise from the fetid sewer waters around our feet. Hands began to claw at us.

The dragonkin by his side hissed, and pulled a large silver sword from the sheath across his back. He leapt forward to join the attack against us.

We drew our weapons. Battle was joined. The zombies, fortunately, we not the infected we had encountered so often in the city, but more of the common-or-garden sort (that is, if it is ever common to have zombies in one’s garden). However, the tiefling and dragonkin were formidable foes, what with the warlock’s deadly magicks and the warrior’s flashing blade.

At this point, both help and danger arrived from unexpected sources.

First, the small access door beside the warlock opened, and a blonde eladrin head poked through. Although the situation must have appeared chaotic—a motley band of heroes (that’s us, the heroes) fighting against undead and two foes in a dimly lit sewer beneath a zombie-infested city—she seemed to have a history with this particular tiefling. Moreover, it was not (as we would later learn) a very happy history. With little hesitation, she called a scorching burst onto Bidithal. She missed, but her fey wizardries were certainly a welcome addition to the fray.

The second source of unexpected help was preceded by a cry of “ahhhhhhhhhhh”, and the splashing sound of footsteps approaching us. A few seconds later, a frightened-looking human warlock rushed into the junction area to join us. While his arrival was welcome enough, the two large zombified dogs pursing him (grave hounds, Dirock later told me) were were decidedly not.

Fearing the warlock might not last long in the face of their snarling undead jaws, I rather uncharacteristically stepped forward to hold them back with my dagger. The hounds leapt at me, snapping at me with a bite that seemed to suck at my very life force. To my left, the warlock fell, only to be revived by Dirock’s healing word and by the power and grace of Kord. 

Wounded, I eventually I had to step back, leaving Dirock to hold them at bay alone while I threw spinnyblade after spinnyblade in their direction. The warlock assisted with his own arcane powers. One finally fell from our combined blows.

The battle was a chaotic one. The zombies were slain quickly enough, but the remaining hound was a formidable foe. The Zeer and Thor circled in furious combat, a clash punctuated with draconic hisses and dwarven taunts. The eladrin blinked across the chamber in pursuit of the tiefling. Viggo helped us all with bow and sword.

The Abzurian, as was his habit, cowered in a corner.

We had begun to gain the upper hand, when Bidithal once more summon a dark ally. Rather than another zombie this time, it was instead a foul demon that arose from the muck to assault Thor. The dwarf seemed to shrug it off, however. Instead he focused on mocking the dragonborn, blocking his opponent’s blows with his shield and striking hard with his hammer whenever he saw an opening. I slipped in behind the summoned creature, and hit it hard with a dazing blow. Before I could follow up, however, I hear a groan and a soggy spash. Glancing to my left, I saw our new eladrin friend slump to the floor, badly injured. Viggo stepped towards her, attempting to hold her head above the water with his foot as he continued to loose arrows at our opponents.

Faster than a paladin fleeing a buxom barmaid, I dodged away from the demon, and ran to her aid. Taking the blue flask from my belt pouch, I administered the magical draught. A few long seconds later, her eyes begin to open. Aunt Petunia’s absent advice be praised—it indeed had been a good idea to pocket this potion!

She quickly leapt to her feet, and renewed her attacks against Bidithal. These, coupled with a few ranger arrows and a spinnyblade of my own, finally brought the warlock down.

Dirock and the human warlock, in the meantime, slew the second grave hound. Finally Thor finished off Zeer and the demon.

We had survived.

With the battle now over, our new acquaintances introduced themselves. The eladrin was named Kiira. She spoke little of her past, but did explain her hatred of Bidithal and Zeer. The two, it seems, and lured her into a trap, caged her, and used her life essence to power incantations of some sort. The Abzurian added more to the tale, noting (somewhat belatedly, as is another one of his habits) that he had been paid by Bithdal some weeks ago to teach him the ritual that hid one from the notice of the undead. It seems as if these two might have some part in the zombie infection that had afflicted the city.

The human was Noctuz, a warlock from southern Festung. Despite Viggo’s understandable interest at the mention of his homeland, he seemed even more secretive about his background. In his account, he had hidden in a warehouse of sorts when the plague struck. Unfortunately, the infected had eventually gained entrance, killing the other survivors that were sheltering with him. While the zombies eventually wandered back out of the building,  his refuge had later come under assault from grave hounds. Noctuz had taken flight into the sewers with the abominations close at his heels, and encountered us shortly thereafter.

As our two new companions told us of how they had come to be in this place, I searched the bodies. There was much of use: a magical cloak, and enchanted sword and javelin, two more healing potions, and a fine dagger. The latter was, by my appraisal, a magicked duelist’s dagger, and as we shared these items among ourselves I took it for my own. In honour of my aunt’s sage advice, I nicknamed it “Petunia.”

We also found a medallion of the City Watch, marked with the name of  one “Captain Vimes.” Clearly it belonged properly to neither of our dead foes, and it only increased our suspicions that they had been involved in some darker conspiracy.

Noctuz also mentioned two items that piqued our interest in the warehouse where he had been. First, he had found there a large cage, marked with the sigil of the Legion of Frontiersman. Second, he had also seen a strongbox marked with the royal seal of Phirul.

By this point, I couldn’t care less about the Legion, but the strongbox seemed a possibly profitable diversion. Moreover, the warehouse might contain additional supplies that the survivors could use. Since it was only a hundred or two paces further down that sewer branch, it seemed worth exploring.

We eventually came to the end of the passage, and found a small shaft in the ceiling leading upwards. Viggo climbed up first, then attached a rope for the rest of us to follow.

As Noctuz had earlier described, we found ourselves in large wooden building, filled with crates of all sizes and shapes. Light streamed in from windows set high in the walls. A metal cat-walk crisscrossed the room above our heads.

We soon found the cage with the Legion’s mark. It was now empty, with a faint trail of slime leading from its battered door to the shaft. Thor peered at it a moment, and pronounced it the trail of a carrion crawler—likely the one we had fought in the sewers a few days earlier. Perhaps it had been imported by the Legion as a trial of sorts for recruits to test themselves against? We did not know.

We had little chance to puzzle this out, or indeed to find the strongbox. Suddenly the light from the windows darkened, and a booming voiced called out from above, mocking us with its dark and sinister tone.

“Like flies into the waiting spider’s web, you have fallen into my trap! Now you will all die….” At this, several zombies rose up from among the boxes, as did a couple of evil-looking men and another of those fearsome grave hounds. Above us, a black-robed necromancer could be seen, cackling atop the catwalk as he commanded his evil hench-things below.

The scene brought to mind immediately the climatic final confrontation between Edgar Stoat and the Dark Lord Krzylzanthradorfar in Edgar Stoat and the Danger-filled Chamber of Many Levels. With this in mind, I sought to emulate Edgar’s famous leap, and darted up the crates before my companions or our foes could react. Reaching the catwalk, I drew my newfound magical weapon with a flourish. “Taste petunia, foul invoker of rotty dead things!” I shouted, thrusting the dagger at my startled foe.

“Rotty dead things,” was not, of course, my finest rhetorical moment. More to the point, I had clearly yet to acquire Edgar Stoat’s skill with a blade. I missed the necromancer entirely. As if to compound my folly, a large winged zombie chose this moment to descend from the rafters, and lay into me with its remarkably sharp claws. Looking at the blood seeping from my side, I elected to return to my usual pattern of behaviour. With an uncerimonious “erm… excuse me..” I flung myself sidewards off the catwalk, caught it with one hand as falling, and swung myself into a much safer position nestled beneath it amid  the cover provided by several large crates. In future, I would leave brazen confrontation with the enemy to Thoradrin.

Glancing down into the warehouse below, I saw my companions locked in combat. The grave hound had knocked Kiira down, but she quickly teleported to a safer location. Noctuz had climbed upon several boxes, where he was hurling curses and other incantations at the flying creature that had wounded me. Dirock was calling Kord’s wrath upon our foes. The redoubtable Viggo was rapidly ranging among the crates, slaying what foes he could find with bow and sword. From my relatively secure perch, I threw spinnyblades where I could best assist.

One by one, our foes fell, until only the necromancer survived. Viggo ran to one set of stairs, and raced up them. I leapt from box to box again, until I too was at the catwalk. Thor rushed to the other end of the warehouse, planning to cut off his escape. It proved an unnecessary precaution, for our opponent was soon felled by blasts of arcane energy from our spellcasters, tumbling with a scream into a pile of boxes below.

Paying little heed to the blood dripping from my side, I quickly ran to loot the fallen body. After all, there was a reputation to be maintained, wound or no wound!

On the necromancer we found a few more items of value–and yet another of the medallions of the City Watch. This one bore the name of a “Sergeant Knobbs.” Clearly this evildoer was also linked to the dark conspiracy we had stumbled across. But how, and to what purpose? Had they infiltrated the Watch, or simply slain some of its members? And, most important of all, had they caused the zombie plague, or merely benefited from it? As formidable as our foes had been, they didn’t seem powerful enough to have afflicted a city and destroyed Spellstorm College. This last thought sent a chill down my spine: we were likely to find even more dangerous opponents as we continued our explorations above and below.

There was little more we could do to solve that mystery now, however. Instead, we secured the warehouse and searched it. The lockbox was quickly found, but defied my picks a good quarter hour before I finally opened it. Two dozen and three silver bars lay within–quite a prize, although its value was diminished by the relative absence of any surviving shopkeepers or tavern-owners to spend it with. Nevertheless, we took a bar each, for good luck. (I took several others for my young nieces and nephews, since a fondness for “good luck” is a Wurzel family trait.) 

We gathered up some grain and tools for the survivors, and descended once more into the sewers below. After dropping off these supplies at the Golden Gryphon, we took the remainder of the silver bars to Andy’s Armoury for safe keeping. There we would rest our battered bodies, postponing the expedition to the Abbey for another day.

Weapons a-plenty

4th-5th of Sage’s Vigil, Year of the Horde  

Having slain the carrion-crawler and found the magic cloak, our small band set off deeper into the sewer tunnels. Our hope was to find a safe passage into a building above, wherein we could scavenge for supplies. The survivors left behind at the Golden Gryphon were by now in desperate need of all manner of things, food and weapons chief among them.

Above us, it started to rain–we could not see it deep below the city, of course, but the increased flow of water from the drains and gutters into the sewer was a clear enough indication. We also heard a distant rumbling, of unknown origin.

Little Viggo leapt from my pocket and scurried along beside us for a while, hunting. As inhospitable as these dank sewers were to us, they were clearly a weasel’s delight, chock full of crunchy cockroaches, worms, and small rats. He hadn’t been so well fed in days.

Eventually, we found our way blocked by a large iron grate. The murky water flowed on beyond it a few feet, then appeared to empty into a deeper, lower chamber. Perhaps it flowed into the River-Beneath-the-City, which Viggo and I had tried to reach by the water-well the day before? Or perhaps not, for it seemed odd to empty a city’s effluent into its water supply? Perhaps there was a large run-off tunnel? Or perhaps—as in the story of Edgar Stoat and the Enchanted Pixies of Cleanliness—there was a whimsical fairy cave of fey sewer-cleaners down below, who spent their time singing, baking strawberry muffins, and disposing of the sludge of those who toiled above.

No matter–the grate was too sturdy for us to force. Moreover, neither singing nor the aroma of freshly-baked muffins could be sensed. We could go no further in that particular direction. 

We could, however, go up—for, peering at the damp ceiling of the tunnel, I spied a small trap-door set in the roof. Viggo quickly hoisted me onto his shoulders for a closer look. It was locked.

Ah well, there was little in the way of simple locks that could resist a good pair of Aunt Tulip’s sturdy iron hairpins, which I always kept handy in my boot for just such a purpose. With a few quick turns, an audible click could be heard. I carefully lifted the door.

Nothing–no light could be seen, nor could anything be heard. I waited a moment, then took the sunrod from Dirock’s hand and shone it inside. The trapdoor seemed to open into a stone cellar of sorts, containing several barrels and a rickety set of stairs headed up to a closed wooden door. It seemed safe enough, so I pulled myself in, threw down a rope, and gestured for my companions to join me.

Once inside the storeroom, we quietly checked the barrels. Most contained water, a few were empty, and one contained lantern oil. That might prove useful later.

Viggo and I warily crept up the stairs, and carefully opened the door. It creaked a little, much to my dismay, but attracted no attention. We found ourselves looking into to a ground floor room, lit from a few open windows, filled with racks of weapons and barrels of arrows. Clearly this was Andy’s Armoury, which several of the survivors had pointed out to us from the roof in the days before.

As Viggo covered me with his bow, I moved carefully from window to window, slowly shuttering each to hide us from the undead hordes who doubtless shambled the streets outside. The door showed signs of damage, as if it had been unsuccessfully barred against assault. I did my best to bar it once more. Most ominously of all, a staircase leading up to the second floor was stained red-brown with blood, and severed body parts lay strewn about. Sure as a sleepy badger in a well-worn sleepy-badger-hole, the weaponsmith had been beset by a murderous pack zombies, and had fought a desperate retreat up these very same stairs.

Viggo and I picked our way quietly through the carnage, until we could survey second floor from between the railings of the staircase. This floor was also furnished with racks of weapons. It was also furnished with a pair of zombies, hswaying slowly as they faced away from us. One was clad in bloodied chainmail—Andy, I suspected. Ahhh well, in that case he wouldn’t really miss any of the stock that were were about to help ourselves to.

Viggo gestured for Thor to join us, so that we might launch a surprise assault against the abominations. Alas, the Dwarf’s idea of a stealthy approach was to mutter loudly, hammer in hand, and start stomping his way up the stairs with enough noise to wake a school of deaf blue-finned dozeyfish. Almost immediately, the two zombies turned towards, joined by two others that we had not seen earlier lurking among the wares.

Dirock was the first to the top of the stairs to meet them, swinging his maul and bringing Kord’s damnation down upon them. I unleashed a barrage of missiles upon the undead, blinding one with a well-placed sling-shot and wounding two others. Thor rushed to the center of the floor, blocking the zombies’ way and drawing them to him with warlike dwarven cries of “Come here, zombie!”. Viggo strode up the stairs and into the room, firing arrow after arrow into these our most hated enemy. 

It was a fiercely fought battle, as the creatures clawed at us with their unbridled hatred of all living things. Dirock once more invoked the name of his stern and powerful god, this time driving the undead back amid as his holy symbol blazed with the wrath of Kord. Viggo fired still more arrows, impaling one bloodied and mangled  lady-sword-shopper-turned-creature-of-death against the wall. Eventually, all four foes lay dismembered at our feet.

“Mmmmmmmmm,” murmured The Abzurian, who had sheltered on the stairs throughout the battle. “I see blood.. there has been a battle here.. zombies, I think. Mmmmmmmm…” At this, my ranger friend uttered a stream of Kuzian curses under his breath, casting a colourful array of  aspersions as the dragonkin’s parentage, sexual habits, and culinary preferences. The dragonkin, who clearly hadn’t understood Viggo’s thick northern accent much past his first mention of a “gangrenous runt of a mangy mushroom-addicted she-boar,” merely smiled and tapped his claws together. 

In one corner of the room a small set of iron rungs led up to the roof. We climbed up, and tried to signal the survivors at the Golden Gryphon that we were still alive. We also surveyed the area around the armoury. It was then that Viggo noticed something amiss: the silvery spires of Phirul’s famed Spellstorm College could no longer be seen to the north of us. Later we would learn that it had collapsed from view when we had been below, producing the distant rumbling that we had heard in the sewers. What could have brought down such a redoubtable fortress of magic? Unimaginably powerful dark magicks by an ancient evil skeleton-lich? Some defensive spell of sort, safely retreating the college into the bossom of the earth? Undermining from below by foul-tempered demonic insects, bent on revenge for some imagined slight or implementing some diabolical scheme? Shoddy construction by a poorly-trained stonesmith? I wasn’t at all sure that  I want to find out.

Eventually, we settled on a plan. We would each stock up on ammunition, and load our packs with a few weapons for the survivors. Other useful items would be placed in the storeroom, where we might access them at a later date from the sewer. In the cellar too we would spend the night, recovering our strength for the next day. Tomorrow, we would try to make our way to nearby Heward’s General Store, where we hoped find some rations and other needed items. To facilitate this, the dragonkin seer would once more perform his ritual incantations, granting us a few minutes each of invisibility from undead.

And so that’s what we did. The night passed uneventfully, with the cellar providing a sense of security that I hadn’t felt in a week. In the morning we ate, and then the ritual was cast. Once protected, we jumped out of a second-floor window to the street below, and ran to the store. With expert aim, Viggo threw a grappling hook up to the roof, and we all clambered up. We then set about checking for survivors, with Viggo banging a loud rhythm on the rooftop with his sword-pommel (the celebratory drumming of annual Kuz Valley Bear Milking contest, if I’m not mistaken)  to alert anyone inside.

At first there was no response. After a few minutes, however, a woman stuck her blonde head out of an upper floor window, and urgently beseeched us to be silent. “Don’t do that, you’ll attract those foul creatures! Quickly, climb in here afore they see you!”

We clambered in, and introduced ourselves. The woman—one Samantha Heward, and her son Jason—seemed relieved to know there were other survivors in the city, although the relief was mixed with a little alarm at Viggo’s usual efforts to be charming, especially we he tried to explain bear milking by way of gestures. Since the first attacks, this pair had blocked the doors and windows to their shop, and sought shelter in the basement. Other than us, they had seen no one else alive since then.

Given that their hiding place seemed secure enough for now, we thought it unwise to risk relocating them until we had identified a more permanent refuge for the group of survivors in our care. Samantha was kind enough to allow us to take rations and equipment from her stores. In exchange, we left her with a crossbow and some gold coin—although the value of the latter seemed much diminished in this zombie-infested world. 

With this, the dragonkin once more cast the ritual, we once more leapt out of an upper-floor window, and we all ran two blocks further down the street until we were back at the Golden Gryphon. Once there, we unloaded the goods we had scavenged into the tarpaulin-hoist we had fashioned earlier, and clambered up the knotted rope to the rooftop. Our return was greeted by a cheer—even more so when the survivors saw the food and weapons that we had brought. They were damp, with little shelter from the rain that had fallen while we had been away. They had also eaten rather more of our food supplies than we hoped, despite efforts by Jeffrey the innkeeper to hold each person to their share. Still, they were all alive.

Our foray had been a success. It had, however, only bought us time—not resolved our fundamental predicament. It was clear that we couldn’t stay on this roof forever, with scant shelter, and thirty-two mouths to feed. We needed to find somewhere safer, more sheltered, and with easier access to both food and water.

As my mother used to say, however, “worries are best worried on a full stomach and after a comfy sleep.” I curled up against the edge of the roof, and closed my eyes. Little Viggo curled in an even tighter ball beside me. After the exertions of the past two days, sleep came quickly to us both. I dreamed of home, and the quiet days of my youth upon the rivers and canals. Little Viggo, I suspect, dreamed of endless tunnels of crunchy cockroaches.

The beasties below

 

4th of Sage’s Vigil, Year of the Horde

Ordinarily, it would be with some trepidation that I would set foot into dank and dark tunnels beneath an ancient city such as Phirul. On this occasion, however, I was glad to be setting forth into the city sewers with my companions. Not only were they all brave and stalwart folk (Abzurian the dragonkin seer excepted), but—and far more important, given the circumstances—almost anything seemed preferable to spending time above ground in a doomed city infested with tens of thousands of ravenous undead zombies. As Aunt Petunia used to say, “better to skulk in the dark among rivers of effluent than be torn apart by the foul, zombified spawn of hell” (remarkably prescient woman, my Aunt Petunia).

And so it was that we found ourselves deep beneath Phirul, with the light of my last sunrod to guide our way. The dark, odiferous passage continues for many paces, until it opened up into a larger junction, where a small landing and a door could be seen.

Viggo and I had only just begun to examine this door when a greenish tentacle whipped at us from the roof. Never before had I seen such a beast: with its gnashy teeth, chitinous armour and many legs, it looks rather like nightmarish caterpillar or wizard’s centipede-experiment-gone-wrong. Thor, however, had spent long hours in places beneath the earth, and immediately shouted out a warning: “Watch out, lads! Its a carrion crawler!

I didn’t much care, of course, if it was the Plum Fairy Queen of Emmerdale Meadows. With teeth like that, I hadn’t been intending on striking up a pleasant conversation. Instead, I immediately jumped back, and slung a stone at it. Thor positioned himself to draw it down from the ceiling and into a location where we might better attack it. Dirock unleashed a blast of lightning at the creature.

Viggo stepped back too, drew his bow, and cocked an ear for a sound that only he could hear. “Virtuous Arnold! Viggo hear something flying this way–stirges, perhaps.”

Ugh, stirges–I’ve never liked the hideous flying beasties, not since I saw them exsanguinate poor Farmer Brown’s prize cow Betsy that terrible night in Boldre-on-Pebble. Sure enough, two of the horrors came upon us, attracted by the noises of battle. While the first dove at Viggo, the other attacked me–latching on with its claws, and stabbing its probiscus into my shoulder. I felt the blood drain from me, as if a giant leathery bat-like creature was sucking the very life from me (which was, in fact, precisely what was happening).

I stabbed at the thing a few times with the dagger, while Viggo slew the one flapping around his head. Finally I slipped free of its sucking grasp, and stepped back. No sooner had it taken to wing than the ranger’s arrow impaled it. 

Meanwhile, Thor was still battling the crawler, slowed by its toxins but aided (as we all were) by Dirock’s skilled invocations of Kord’s wrath and invigorating powers. Finally, with the crawler very much weakened by my companions’ blows, I found a soft spot in its armour and slew it with a well-aimed throwblade.

Once again, we turned our attention to the door. Behind it we found a small room, with a ladder headed to a grate and the surface. 

More useful still, we found an arcane cloak of sorts, as well as a healing potion. While our brave dwarven warrior donned the former, I thought of another of Aunt Petunia’s sayings: “better a potion in your pocket than torn apart by unknown beasties in the sewers.” Making a mental note to thank her when and if I ever returned to Peithris, I slipped the small blue flask quietly into my jacket before we continued on our way.